God is a twelve year old boy with Asperger's.

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Meet Malcolm Brickhouse and Jarad Dawkins aka Unlocking The Truth, sixth-grade metalheads from Flatbush, Brooklyn.

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Oh yeah. This happened.

John. Tony. Chris. Tyler. And Alex somewhere.

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Sushi time.

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The best damn steakhouse in the damn state. I have taken a picture of every steak I’ve ever eaten there.

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